What was censored or altered on the vinyl and CD versions compared to the 1986 WOIIFTM/LG twofer CD drums & bass remix? (the LP from the Old Masters Box has the same mix!).

If your CD's or vinyl version differs from my findings please mail me the differences at hades@westbrabant.net
Thanks for the trouble, Harry

A. On all vinyl/cd's (except the 1986 remix):

1. In "Harry, You're a Beast" (side 1): the lines "Don't come in me, in me (4x)" were censored and played partially forwards, partially backwards, and shuffled.
2. In "Mother People" (side 2): the lines "Better look around before you say you don't care,  Shut your fuckin' mouth about the length of my hair, How would you survive If you were alive, Shitty little person?" were cut and replaced with "Lemme take a minute and tell you my plan, Lemme take a minute and tell who I am, If it doesn't show,  Think you better know, I'm another person".
   The cut lines were played backwards in the track "Hot Poop" on the “normal censored” versions (see C.1) But even there the word "fucking" is cut!.
3. In "Who Needs the Peace Corps?" (side 1): at the end of the song after the (spoken words) “And I will stay there with them, And I will get the crabs, But I won't care” the word “because . . .” is missing. On the WOIIFTM outtakes Frank says “Because, because, because …….”.

B. Some vinyl is called "heavily censored" because in:

1. "Who Needs the Peace Corps?" the line "I will love the police as they kick the shit out of me on the street" was cut (side 1).
2. "Absolutely Free" the word "balling" was cut in the line "I won't do publicity balling for you anymore" (side 1).
3. "Absolutely Free" - the words "flower power sucks" were cut (side 1).
4. "Let's Make the Water Turn Black" - the lines "And I still remember Mama with her apron and her pads, feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe" were cut (side 2).

C. Two versions of Hot Poop:

1. on the "normal censored" vinyl and CD (and the 1986 remix): it has Gary Kellgren's whispering  + the cut out verse of Mother People (played backwards) + a snork.
2. on the "heavily censored" vinyl: " it has only Gary Kellgren's whispering + a (different) snork.
   The backwards verse “Better look around etc. …” from "Mother People" is cut (see A.2).

D. Three versions of the Velvet Underground line in "Concentration Moon”:

1. "Also, at the same time, I get to work with the Velvet Underground, which is as shitty a group as Frank Zappa's group".
2. "Also, at the same time, I get to work with the Velvet Underground, Frank Zappa's group".
3. the whole line is completely cut.